Today's should be obvious by the title. Tomorrow's will be more positive.
Fuck you 2009, you started out with an eviction, upending my life and causing me to abandon 80% of my stuff.
Fuck you 2009, your recession halted my ability to find new or extra work to help my new situation along. You also pushed back for another 2 years the ability for the place where I temp to hire me permanently.
Fuck you 2009, for giving me more of that ignorant and manipulative bitch, Sarah Palin.
Fuck you 2009, for continuing to bombard me with that evil troll Dick Cheney's incessant and fearful nattering.
Fuck you 2009 for those teabagging morons who can't spell, read or think, let alone make a reasonable case for themselves.
Fuck you 2009, for making things more expensive undermining my paycheck.
Fuck you 2009, for not being much of an improvement over 2008 despite my best efforts.
Fuck you 2009, for giving my hip so much trouble. It's supposed to be less painful than it's been so you can go screw yourself.
Fuck you 2009, for Dick Armey, speaking of those moron teabaggers, for being the kind of douchebag smart enough to know how to make people into sheeple.
Fuck you 2009, for Jim DeMint, the hipocritical asshole that has more to do with how fucked up National Security is than anyone else, but plays it as if it's Obama's fault. We don't have a head of the TSA because DeMint hates Unions. Country First, douchebag.
Fuck you 2009, for teasing us with Obama's election but sticking us with the worst Senate in memory. Not to mention Obama's penchant to stay out of things...very disapointing.
Fuck you entire decade for Joe Lieberman.
Fuck you 2009 for the bullshit racket of college textbooks. $150 for the Spanish language my ass. And that's just ONE textbook.
Fuck you 2009, for being the third year in a row that I wasn't able to do my retreat in Vermont this summer.
Fuck you 2009, for letting FOX cancel Dollhouse.
Fuck you 2009, for Snuggies.
Fuck you 2009, for killing off teachers and old classmates.
Fuck you 2009, and good riddance.
Tomorrow I'll say things that refute almost all of this, but venting comes first.
Thanks for listening and your tolerance.